What is Kelon? Elon, but with the K.

Ca: TBA

Tokenomics

420.69B Million

Supply

0/0

Taxes

Lp

burnt

CA

renounced

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🚀 WTF IS KELON?

It’s the first token powered by billionaire delusions and pharmaceutical rocket fuel. With recent news of Elon allegedly using ketamine “to handle stress,” KELON represents the ultimate blend of mad genius and transcendental chill.

🌟 Advantages of KELON

- Fully decentralized, reacts to Elon’s mood swings, pumps with random tweets, built for degenerates, psychonauts, and anyone who thinks financial ruin should be fun.

POWERS

When Elon enters KELON mode, he gains the ability to talk to rockets, launch startups instantly, manipulate charts with his mind, and become CEO of anything while tweeting nonsense.

Feeling

Like watching a SpaceX launch inside your skull, chilling in a tub full of dogecoins, debating with a horse in sunglasses—nothing makes sense, and that’s what makes it perfect.

KELON $K